I am the next Barbie doll
This one made me laugh out loud. From the Gothamist…
Supposed new love interest for Barbie, “Blaine,” sounds like a loser as well…not to mention gay.
Ken has been retired and there’s a new man on the scene. The replacement doll for Barbie’s boyfriend is Blaine. I can dig that. Barbie’s got a sweet figure and all the right curves.
I better grow out my hair and sideburns. At least he’s spinning tunes at the turntables and not doing something lame..