My superpower: comedy

I was daydreaming about what I’d like for a superpower, that’s not really very powerful. I was thinking it would be good to have the power of laughter. I’d like to be able to say 3 words and the pure juxtaposition of those words would be enough to bring people to laugh til it hurts.

On command you could make people burst out in happiness. Saying new combinations of words would result in even further laughter to the point of rolling on the floor. With this superpower comes a great deal of responsibility. It must be used for good, not evil. Evil-doers could walk into a bank, tell a few word combos, have the bank staff rolling on the floor while you walk to the vault and grab all the cash. I’m sure it wouldn’t be too long before people would think of just putting their hands over their ears.

As a good-doer, I’m sure you could get lots of benefits. Walk into a restaurant and give them a few laughs in return for a free meal. I’d eat realy well. Eventually you’d get on tv, lots of people would want to see you. Life would be great.

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One Response to My superpower: comedy

  1. Wackman V2 says:

    Gee… I do that by accident all the time.

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