the holy grail of lazy

convergence has arrived
this week at work, we had an interesting package arrive. my dreams have been answered! the tv-microwave-computer is here. it must be a secret stealthy development operation. a partnership to make people as lazy as possible. i’d never have to go anywhere. wait a minute…I’ll have to wait for the next upgrade, the tv-microwave-computer-toilet. i’m sure it’s in the works
